Saturday, July 30, 2005

Cedar Point!

Hey y'all! Cedar Point was a blast, except for the fact that my big breasts and wide hips wouldn't let me ride any superfun rides ... I'm mad about it, but I will go back after my breast reduction surgery. I dunno about the booty, maybe I will get a hot, genius boyfriend who has a shrink ray. Or maybe I will just lose some booty weight. Who knows. I need to lose some weight anyway!

The water park was fun too, but everyone knows that I'm a waterbaby! :)

Sunday, July 17, 2005

things i've learned this weekend

  • where to draw the line between what I will and won't blog about (gasp, self control?!?!)
  • a bird in the hand "can be quite messy"
  • blogger finally fixed its stats counter, so now i know how many posts i've written!
  • vince vaughn should totally marry me
  • i do have feelings; but i'm still a bitch
  • being chickenshit for your whole life will only lead you down the road of regret
  • what you think about you is not what you think about me. similarly, what i think about you is not what you think about me
  • i miss music... the music i used to make, that caused my mind to become crystal clear and my heart to be pure as snow.
  • i told you so. you didn't believe me because you don't have faith in me.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Things that make you go...

...What in the hell?

So, I watched War of the Worlds today... it was weird. Very, very weird. Dad predicted the ending because he saw the old version and while they have their similarities and differences, the ending was basically the same. I still like it. I think...

I really wish the bursar's office would stop trying to take money from me. I'm a poor college kid, come on!

Anyway, there's a fat brown reculse eyeing my foot, so I'm going to make like a tree and get the hell out of here!